The 7 People You Meet in Every Mini-League

Every Mini-League Is the Same. And That’s Beautiful.

It doesn’t matter if you’ve got 7 people or 77.
Every FPL mini-league assembles the same cast of chaotic legends.

Let’s meet them.

1. 🧠 The Spreadsheet Merchant

Obsessed with xGI, xA, xPoints and xSanity.
Made a custom model in Google Sheets.
Captains Matty Cash because “he’s due.”

Will finish 4th. Every year.

2. 🔁 Mr. “I’m Just Waiting to Play My Wildcard”

It’s GW7. He’s been “waiting” since GW2.
Still has João Pedro.
Still says “next week I’ll fix everything.”

Wildcard never actually gets played.

3. ⏰ The Guy Who Forgot the Deadline

“Oh sh*t, was it Friday this week?”
Bench boost active. Captain is injured.
Still somehow gets green arrows.

4. 🔮 The Psychic

Always transfers in the guy who scores twice.
Never watches football.
Swears it’s just “gut feeling.”

Is either cheating… or a witch.

5. 😎 The Casual Who’s Somehow Winning

Took Salah out for JWP “to be different.”
Captains defenders regularly.
Leads the league for 10 weeks straight.

Nobody knows how. Not even them.

6. 😂 The Meme Lord

Hasn’t checked their team since GW12.
Still posts memes every Monday.
Sole purpose: destroy morale with banter.

League MVP.

7. 🧹 The Redemption Arc

Had 5 red arrows to start.
Now climbing like a man possessed.
Makes 37 transfers after New Year.
Ends up Top 3. Every damn time.

So Which One Are You?

Or better yet… which one is everyone else?

At FPL.fun, we turn this madness into content.
Live standings, chaotic awards, and enough banter to last all season.

Play for fun. Play for the group chat.
Play for the moment someone Triple Captains Firmino.

See you in the mini-league circus. 🎪

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